Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
the guy i hooked up with is asleep on our couch. please dont fuck him.
My 11 year old cousin is wearing a Jane Austen fan club t shirt. I'm trying not to tear into her, but I'm five coronas deep and losing control.
I'm babysitting and we're watching Barney and I don't understand why Barney can magically make band hats appear but he makes them make shitty ass instruments.
Barney's a jerk
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
He says he invented a new sex move called The Redbird that we can only do when I'm on my period. Should I be concerned?
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
I sang him a lovely rendition of 'So Long and Thanks For All the Fish", but replaced fish with dick.
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
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