You're so nebulous sometimes
I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
Drunk me made out with someone's girlfriend last night, was invited to their place for a semi-threesome, and then walked home at three am. Can't decide if this is better or worse than drunkenly challenging everyone to taekwondo sparring matches...
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
no one ever believes me when I try explaining to them that your straight. I'm all like, "yeah that's his girlfriends dress he's stretching out"
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
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