So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
No, man, we stole the housekeeper's key and we're just going room to room raiding mini fridges. Hurry
Logan has the vodka and snickers. We're making a run for it. Room 302
I just...no. You make my soul cry. You are giving me karma-cancer. This torture of my majesticness can no longer be tolerated.
I think I just got judged by the pizza guy. dude, you deliver fucking pizza. you need rethink YOUR life.
My google history for last night included "Whre is johns house" and "wher can i buy nukes?" Pretty sure they're related to one another.
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
He asked me if I've ever had my ass ate and there was no polite way to say yeah your brother's pretty in to that 😂 I went with "no"
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.
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