Was i wearing a white blazer when you superpoke danced me??
I hate when my naked walk-arounds are interrupted by someone knocking on the door
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
i'm at a baby shower....never been happier to not be having sex currently
i'm sitting in the pool eating chicken pot pie with my little brother's friend. moments like these are the reason i love weed.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
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