So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
you said grace in the diner. 5am, drunk, grace. you thanked the man w the mushroom cut for the wonderful supply of screwdrivers
I forgot it was 4/20. that COMPLETELY explains the 7/11. i was like "that's a lot of white dudes... and they're really into snacking."
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
I love you, but seriously, that was way too long a thesis on an Arby’s curly fry being wrapped around schlong!
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