i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
I just looked into the eyes of the man whose car I peed on last night
The cop used the word "belligerent" 16 times in the report. You get to bail him this time. I'm not up for it.
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
My favorite thing about your netflix account "suggestions for you" section: Russias Toughest Prisons is followed immediately by Strange Sex
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
For a second I thought he was going to give me an intervention
You can't give interventions in a bar!
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
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