He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
I just puked in the walgreens aisle buying gatorade and advil for my hangover... i guess i failed
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
The kid next to me is typing a powerpoint presentation.. title: Reasons to Wear a Condom, subtitle: The Ian Story
The first slide was titled: You Could Get a Girl Pregnant.
i woke up to the sound of my roommate climbing onto my desk mumbling that she was going to bed
my wrists were so small for the handcuffs, i could slip them off and hand the tow truck driver my keys....
A whole bunch of large men eating Doritos just knocked on my door and asked if they could take out my trash?
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
Why can't people give useful wedding gifts...like sex swings or Nutella?
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
Let the clothes fall where they may.
Randomize
