At least we lost an hour tonight! Less time to make a fool of myself
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
you sat up and said "i'm the worst kind of roommate, the drunk kind"
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
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