Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
Just had to have the guy at Sprint clear the dried cum out of the trackball on my Blackberry. Wonder if that happens to him often.
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
He's not so smart and obsessed with sex and lacks listening comprehension skills. I feel like i'm dating a sexually competent sesame street character.
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
The only excuse this guy at the club had for trying to make out with me as soon as I met him was "I AM FROM MEXICOOO"
If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
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