Sometimes when I whip my dick out it looks REAL impressive. This, was NOT one of those times.
i think i may have caused an international incident at the french embassy, just fyi
hahaha how?
its a long story involving a horse trailer and some shrubbery
Some girl just toasted to friendship and love. I want to break her neck.
I am swimming in semen. He must have been holding it in for a special occasion.
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
So yeah, my old kindergarten teacher just asked me who gave me the hickies on me neck.
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
I think all the guys I've fucked in my life would get along perfectly. They'd probably form an orchestra and travel the fucking world. That gives me the slightest feeling of consistency in life which is great.
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
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