U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
my room smells like sperm. sweet.
She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
the best part about being a teacher is there are always 20 little kids around me to blame my farts on
after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
I will pee on everything he values.
I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
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