i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
I just got an email from a bridal website with the subject "Countdown to your Wedding Day"... is 11AM too early to drink the rest of the wine we have?
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
While in Europe, he bought me a pouring tap to put on my liquor so I don't spill. This means 2 things.1) He really loves me. 2) I'm a noticeable alcoholic.
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
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