I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
I will not remember tonight for the most part. This text will be evidence. You can and probably will use this against me.
Why is there an ambulance refusal in my pocket? I'm never going drinking with you again.
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
Ugh. I just found a cum stain on my mermaid pants. Now I can't return them.
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
I'm gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don't even have daddy issues.
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