Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
if another girl says "im usually cleaner down there" I'm just going to shoot myself
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
walking in back of a girl wearing booty shorts, a halter and a bracelet that says trainwreck. I don't get it. The first day of nice weather and all the whores come out, are they like hibernating bears or something?
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
As a paramedic, it's completely unacceptable to black out on a monday. I cant handle 3 dollar shot night.
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
Randomize
