I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
The bartender let me pay my bar tab with my itunes giftcards.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
HE FINALLY TEXT ME AND CALLED ME BY MY TWITTER NAME STAND BY FOR THE WEDDING INVITE, BRIDESMAID
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
You both snapchatted me that. Like, I just got a double dose of penis pastry.
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
He left me alone in a hotel room my last night in town to go home to jerk off and watch TV. So yeah, I guess we're not really friends.
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
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