my mom just served us mashed potatoes with an ice cream scoop. When I asked her why, she said she thought it would make dinner 'more fancy'...
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
For our 1st date, he tried to schedule a rock climbing. I suggested, "how about we meet at my place and you can scale Mt. Vagina?"
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
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