sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
Herpes is a lot like Arnold Schwartzenneger. Because it always comes back. Also, because it is usually in some way in control of California.
I guess i tried to text 911 last night with "someone stole my bong." Thank god that doesn't work...
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
he walked in on you at the party drunkenly dancing alone on the bed wearing mardi gras beads, sunglasses, and using one ski pole as a microphone.... and you STILL got laid. i dont get your life.
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
I'm in a dress, surrounded by Republicans, and the bartender just told me he's "out of Jack Daniels" in a very accusatory tone. Shit, is it only 8 PM?
What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
Normally roommates threatening each other with knives would be too much crazy for me, but I don't have much going on right now and I feel like this could get interesting. So I think I'm gonna ride this shit out for a while.
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