on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
She curled up in the corner, screamed "THE BLANKET IS SO WARM" and promptly passed out with her face in the dogbed. No one bothered to reposition her.
We've started traveling with Michael and Patrick so we can pretend we're two legit straight couples.
A charade that fell apart the second another couple on the cruse found Sarah face down in my box on an observation deck.
I made out with a guy who was dressed as Borat
And like a minute in, I was like oh fuck what am I doing
Did you run away?
I DANCED AWAY.
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
I told him I might be pregnant and he said he'd buy me a test and a twix bar. I'm marrying him. Tomorrow.
Y'all let us switch shirts in the middle of 200 people....why did you let me get this drunk by noon?
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