yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
Are you missing anything? I found a wedding ring in my bed this morning.....
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
For real, I've been ditched by my boyfriend twice today alone. I fucking shaved for this guy.
Somewhere out there, Gloria Steinem just started to cry.
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
Just don't have sex while watching Home Alone. It will ruin Christmas for you.
Who the fuck watches Jessica jones and thinks I need to call a past fling?
You did an excessive amount of blow and then screamed "WHO THE FUCK NEEDS A LADDER?!" And then Mario style wall-jumped onto the roof. It was one of the most impressive things I've ever seen.
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