Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
If I don't get struck by a lightning bolt from God by midnight it will be a Christmas miracle.
I just saw a cat, if i ate those mushrooms 15 minutes earlier i wouldn't have made it to the bar
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
Got everyone out of my house, somehow managed to put all my lawn furniture back, puked in my sink, and cleaned it up all while black out drunk before my parents came home. Successful night.
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