We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
Do you think Tom Brady went home tonight and changed his facebook status to "pink with lace"?
Dude how the fuck are we gonna get the lawnmower outta the pool?
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
My boss just texted me, clearly drunk, and said get down here pronto with a handle of rum, 50 lbs. of cold cuts, and a BB gun. This is not why I went to law school.
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
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