Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
you texted me "dude im face"
it sounded so right at the time
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
Pray for me. I just had a sex dream about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.
woke up, covered in gummy bears, with a note that said "the gummy army won"
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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