I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
Halfway through the night I was hiding in a trashcan. Then I "sobered" up and ran around the house throwing change because I wanted to make my last moments of 2013 charitable.
Now we're discussing the sex we had and the later lack thereof. It's like marriage counseling via snapchat.
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
In retrospect i can confidently say that the last two months of our relationship... i was only in it because i didnt wanna lose my list on his netflix account.
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
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