it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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You do realize that you tried to eat the neighbors cat because the dominos guy was 5 minutes late. You would have succeeded if we didnt stop you.
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
I want to buy her liposuction. And a spot on What Not To Wear. And a face transplant.
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
I'm not judging you. Just know that you could be Queen of The World. Instead you're 5:28 p.m ponging. I hope you're at least winning
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
THE MAINTENANCE MEN WERE DOWN STAIRS AND I THOUGHT THEY WERE MY MOM. I'VE BEEN YELLING 'GRILL ME A CHEESE' AT THEM FOR HALF AN HOUR
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
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