We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
I thought of you this morning when I woke up in a bed with a girl wrapped in duct tape dressed as a coors light can.
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!
Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
Woke up at 8am and asked if she had coffee.... She handed me a shot of tequila...
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