Who did Billy Mays play for?
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
Boobs speak an international language.
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
They made the paper for stealing gnomes. I fucked a local celebrity.
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
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