drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
The security guard told you that the room was off limits and you just looked at him and said,"Its okay, I have a beard".
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
I need a new pic for your contact id. Because your boobs popping up when I'm having dinner with my grandma or, ya know, when kids have my phone isn't so good.
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
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