Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
Not exactly sure why you felt the need to get the halloween decorations out. But waking up to 7 carved pumpkins really scares the shit out of you.
My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
Because I can't get laid, I'm day-drinking and hunting squirrels in the backyard. You can take the girl out of Montana...
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
I am on my usual post-jerkoff high of eternal happiness. Like I could punch a fucking tiger.
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
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