i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
Unlimited sex for unlimited netflix. I can deal with that. I think this is the first prostitution deal for netflix ever.
Evidently I told a girl she should leave the bar because no one wanted to fuck her.
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
I'm just glad you're the only person I can have a "remember when we thought I was pregnant" conversation with.
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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