my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
I told him it was like a man's penis, but smaller.
i'm surrounded by gay midgets. not sure if i'm bragging or asking you to come rescue me. wait for follow up.
Apparently, I woke him up at 4AM, and yelled "you're mad because we don't have sex," while grabbing his dick. Then immediately fell back asleep, dick in hand.
I miss vodka workout Fridays
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
Just spilled a coffee mug full of scolding hot oatmeal on my bare dick. Hope you're having a good Friday night too.
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
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