We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
It's not weird mascara. I just have puke crusted on my eyelashes.
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
When i asked him what happened all he said was, the toucan... the toucan... over and over again.
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
I was about to break it off with him because I realised he only wanted me for sex, until I realised that I only wanted HIM for sex. Win/win
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