For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
I just got really nervous and swallowed all of my birth control
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
In all seriousness...vodka, almond milk and chocolate syrup make a decent white russian.
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
It was the night of "what the fuck have you done with my daughter and where is she" texts from mom...
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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