I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
He is currently in a meeting and I am sexting him in Italian
And he's using Google translate to reply. Who says cross country relationships can't be fun?
I woke up to my roommate checking my pulse
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
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