p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
I just put poptarts in the toaster with the wrapper on, that's how hungover I am.
Shut up. I hate you. We're doing shots tomorrow. Fuck the consequences.
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