Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
my roommate just showed me the scar on her forehead... that she got from a shake weight... That. just. happened.
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
The best part about this city is obvious. Someone saw me crouching by a bar pissing in my leftover Panera bread bowl and they just winked.
My dad wants to dress like mitt Romney tomorrow night and tell trick or treaters they owe him candy.
I just ate a raisin that tasted like wine. Is this real life or is this my body trying to tell me it's Friday and I should be drinking right now?
So I just realized I have three bananas, seven condoms, three lube packets, three tampons, and a shot glass in my bag but no pen #modelstudent
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
I accidently sent a dick pic to the group chat with her family. Right after they all said it was a pleasure having me for dinner. Wana drink with me?
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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