What a fucking waste of an outfit
This pizza tastes like mashed potatoes. HOW HIGH DO YOU THINK I AM?
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
It is. We should just be drunk all the time forever everything is like just 90% more perfect
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
THE EAGLE HAS MY PANTIES. I REPEAT. THE FUCKING MASCOT HAS MY PANTIES.
HOLY SHIT. You're my hero.
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
How drunk are you?
Completed.
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
Randomize
