I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
The swelling on my elbow and tongue means I may have cockblocked myself.
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
She woke me up with an urgent call telling me she was rolling on Mollie and swimming in the ocean. I mean that's just great. If she drowns, I'll feel responsible.
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
Randomize
