Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
i'm telling everyone you had sex with a puerto rican drug lord
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
He could smell the liquor on my breath. Fuck. I thought he would smell French toast.
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
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