I told my new friends about my possible new chin. They said I should get my nose done first. Please tell me I'm pretty or something.
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
Just took a closer look at the paper that kid wrote me his number on. It was an ATM receipt. His balance is $17.89. i made the right choice.
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
Last night I somehow got INCREDIBLY wasted & thought it was a good idea to make a group chat with all the guys I'm hooking up with and just say "bye." soo I'm hiding out till next week.
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
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