Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
I five year old is judging me because I just opened a bottle of Sam Adams with my teeth before 8am
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
This santa hat i wore to the bar, served it's dual purpose as a vomit bag.
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
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