But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
i wish that every time i slipped on a sheet of ice i had the ability to recover with a michael jackson move
Halfway through banging her I realized that she was playing a sex playlist on her iPod...first time actually having sex to R.Kelly's "bump and grind"
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
Your cat is quite the conversationalist after some tequila and shrooms
Who knew there were so many rules and judgements about laying on a kitchen floor. I'm all like I'm resting. It just happens to be on a kitchen floor.
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
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