You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
the only reason i even kissed her was because we were having sex when it midnight, and i heard people yelling "happy new year."
I walked into the bathroom and the toilet was on fire... I stood there for like a minute trying to decide whether I should put it out or get my camera.
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
Half the people who compete die. All the rest either lose their minds or grow an innate fear of sharks, vodka, and fishbowls
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
How do I tell this guy that if he does not like the condoms at my apartment, he should bring his own without sounding like a sure thing?
Say it's BYOC night at the beach. And, you are a sure thing. Own it.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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