sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
Dinner at my parents is vodka, lemonade, cheese ad crackers. Why would I leave?
Everyone called me "Barf Vader".. And I lost your lightsaber.
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
I woke up this morning and my house is covered in shredded cheese with my laptop open and a google image search for "awesome shit".
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