Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
I mean this holiday was built on cheap beer, shitty whisky, and processed meat... and I fully plan to honor that
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
The liquor store was handing out free shots of some new expensive vodka, but they caught on the fourth time we came back in different outfits. Politics.
He wore my sunglasses on his honeymoon..... so there's that.
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
So i woke up this morning to find my boss passed out on my living room floor.. Awkward? Haha
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
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