i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
I'm not really sure what went on in my mouth last night but right now it tastes like what I can only imagine is a mixture of astroglide and peanut butter. You hungry?
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
You were saying you didn't want to go home and insisted that I drop you guys off at your uncles. That's how you ended up sleeping on a porch with two dudes
Matt just ate a burger out of the trash can in front of the McDonalds. We need to have a serious talk about his drinking.
Why am I feeling up grandma?!
I'm really glad a picture of you as an infant followed this text.
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
Had a guy spin me around at the bar, kiss me then say "oh shit you're not who I thought you were" and then walk away.
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
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