I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
you're like a bully in the Christmas story
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
No he's great. He's trying to do "sexy stuff" for me now, which is pretty hilarious. He stirred my daiquiri with his penis last night. He also tied a bouquet of flowers around it.
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
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