But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
Its really bad when you fall asleep at a stop light outside the hotel and you wake up to a small spanish limo driver knocking on your window to tell you it's a green light
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
Is it weird that the best sex I've ever had was to Barbara Streisand's Christmas album?
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
Like pizza and mermaids make up about 1/3 of my thoughts on the weekends.
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