He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
you convinced the bartender to un-cut you off by letting him touch your boobs whenever you ordered a drink.
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
Bro you fell face first into the sand and then balled up into the fetal position and yelled help untill I picked you up, no more whiskey for you...
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
I hate when I'm sexting and I make a typo.
You just killed the sext mood.
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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