Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
4pm update. Theres smashed cake inside my duffel bag, a vodka bottle in the dish drainer, and the most productive thing ive done is make 40 pigs in a blanket
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
you said "i met the love of my life tonight" and i said "me?" and you said "no, hummus"
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
Note to Self: Never again eat a weed brownie by yourself two hours before a tornado warning in your exact location.
I look excited, but its just a facade.
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