Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
my new years resolutions dont apply when im drunk
our landlord thinks we're weird & alcoholics. he came in to fix our broken tub and saw the laundry door on our table for beer pong, the garbage bag full of empty fifths, and that one armed baby on the doorstep. plus he saw us swimming and yargging in our pirate pool that one time.
Dude I think my special talent is falling in drunkenly falling in front of a cop and getting away. This is the second time.
I just need to actually convince myself that drunkenly having sex won't help me forget the last time I drunkenly had sex, it only makes the situation worse.
This morning two of his housemate threw confetti over me, started singing and handed me a make shift trophy out of cereal boxes and beer cans that said 'Harry's Virginity' on it. Fucking brilliant!
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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