so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
alright so where did all these fingerpaintings on my bedroom wall come from?
dude. you drew those with your dick
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
his eyes are fucked up, he bumped into the cabinet while standing in my office, and he's pounding chicken soup, and he must have chewed on 8 pieces of gum before he got here.
I only remembered where urgent care was because it's across the street from my favorite bar
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
Take your time. I'm mowing the lawn. In the dark. Drunk.
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
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